I’ll be your sunset , if you’ll be my silhouette .
Friday, February 16, 2007 @ 9:59 PM
QUOTES .
i found some stupid,sarcastic,clever quotes from the "13;thirteen stories that capture the agony and ecstasy of being thirteen" . i read about 237/278 of it . its THAT good .

"i think you can tell a lot about a person by the way she eats Mallomars,don't you?"

-Rachel Vail;Thirteen and a Half

"if thirteen is supposed to be an unlucky number,what does it mean that we are forced to go through an entire years with that as our age?I mean,you would think a civilized society could just come up with a way for us to skip it"

-Bruce Coville;What's the Worst That Could Happen ?

"Even if the mirror were larger,it would be hard to see because the "lights" in the tent run on solar power.Only,if they were any dimmer,you'd have to call them "darks".When you ask Mr Nature Man how you can have solar power at night,he tells you about solar cells that store the energy during the day so you will have it after the sun goes down.This is what tree huggers love:toilets that never flush and lights that barely light.Go figure"

-Todd Strasser;Squid Girl

"You tread water a little longer,watching the wake his flippers and snorkel leave behind.Why did you have to tell him he was wrong about mommy and baby turtles?Havent you learned anyting about boys ?They hate being told they're wrong.Always."

-Todd Strasser;Squid Girl

"I'm mostly REI:soccer shirts,mountain bikes,and a taste for El Grande burritoes with lots of hot sauce.I'm a rock-solid eighty-seven pounds.I am Mona,hear me roar"

-Ron Koertge;Angel and Aly

"i closed my eyes and said,"Okay.Sweet Pea?Um,I never knew you,you know,alive but,i don't really know Ashley that well either-i can't figure out if she is severely weird or,like the opposite-but,um,i think she really ,kind of,loved you." i did ,"mumbled Ashley,"i did.""

-Rachel Vail;Thirteen and a Half

i think they're cute and funny . i don't care what you think of them (:


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