I’ll be your sunset , if you’ll be my silhouette .
Tuesday, February 27, 2007 @ 3:01 AM
surprisesurprise .
it wouldn't be surprising if i get a heart attack one of these days due to some ass-holic ass-hole called the-son-of-johari(and no,not you fauzi.)

kay so today came quite late cause dad wanted to send me . usually if dad send me i would reach at 6.30 a.m. . and trust me at 6.30 a.m. , white figures aren't teachers . O.O

RIGHT , so came at 7.15 a.m. . there was supposedly a jam at the entrance to PIE from tampines so i suggested the ECP but then when we passed it the jam was gone . my dad looked at me with the you-little-toot- but then i gave him the oops-im-sorry smile .so then dad made a huge u-turn to get onto PIE . at 7.00 a.m. , the people drive like major drunkards . they sway here sway there . thenthen the car got a little scratch because got one retard nissan Latio hit a teeny tiny bit on my dad's car , but can feel the impact abit . dad was pissed . dad tried to chase him but he went pass the geylang exit . so dad exited . taxis swayed like mtfs , mpv's drived like ah mas , reached school,went up ,five minutes later bell rang ,went down , girl was wearing tie eventhough its not monday,me,simmysimsim and sarah laughed .


HAHA , you retarded freako .

so then had science , the period where my blood went upstairs upstairs . :O DANGEROUS ! OW!

so had to vernier caliper-ed the ixore stem , qin zhuang measured thrice, shapiq kaypoh-ed , teacher came , qin zhuang got scolding eventhough its shapig that distracted him . qinzhuang measured again thrice . i recorded . here is the drama-mama .

me:ohkay so 21.4+22.6+21.4 mm . kay right so the average is

shapig:NEVER MIND LARH NO NEED COUNT , JUST GO UP . HURRY UP BEFORE WE LOSE . WE ALREADY SECOND LAST TEAM .(it was some sort of a lame amazing race which was really lame eventhough it was not as lame as lame shapig that eventhough he is lame he can walk but he is still lame,lame .) *speaks as he tugs my science file*

me:stop it, shafiq,stop .

shapig:HURRY UP LARH SO SLOW! LIKE THAT ALSO CANNOT COUNT! *speaks as tugging my file *

*files flies, i manage to catch*

me:*whacks shapig in the face with file * CAN YOU STOP IT?YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES!TEACHER ASKED US TO DO THIS SO IM FOLLOWING THE RULES . SO WHAT IF WE LOSE AT LEAST WE LEARN RIGHT ?GOSH SHAFIQ YOUR REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES!

qin zhuang: the answer is 22.0 . i think larh never mind lets go up .

everyone went up , shapiq was a head , sulking i guess .

in class :

miss lim/miss rod/mrs ang:kay now lets find out what you guys have measured for the circumference of the ixora plant . group 1....

me: kay lets count , anyone have calculator .

shafiq: NO NEED LARH SO EASY CAN COUNT SO FAST. HURRY HURRY DO .

(being the muddle-head that i am, i divided it by 2 when it is suppose to be by 3)

miss lim:group 7?

me:erm 32.7 mm .

everyone:HUH WHAT YADAYADAYADA .

shafiq: YOU SURE NOT ?HOW COME HIGH ? AIYO SO STUPID GO DIVIDE BY 2 . KAU KENA DIVIDE BY 3 LARH BODOH .

qin zhuang: teacher give us a minute

me :*rolls up file and smacks shapig in face* SHUT UP SHAFIQ , I CHECK WITH YOU ALREADY RIGHT? YOU SAY CORRECT NOW CALL PEOPLE NAME , CAN YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK ? YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO COUNT . LET ME DO THE SHIT NOW YOU WANT TO SAY I BODOH STUPID WHAT NOT ? YOU ARE REALLY AN ASS YOU KNOW . mumbles:with friends like you who needs enemies!

shapig:*shuts his ass and sits down quietly*

me:*tells miss lim answer*


continues sooner or later . have to do homework .


with homework,who needs knives to kill us innocent students .



((((((((((((((((((((: shapig i cant stop hating you .hating you is fun and if you're reading this good , coz ir eally really really hate you motherfarker . (:


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